Thursday, October 24, 2013

Where to get Provigil or Modafinil

You can order Provigil or Modafinil here:
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What is it?

I watched this movie titled Limitless and in that movie there is this wonder drug they called NZT-48 which is supposed to make your brain work better.

Anyway, you can look up about the movie or better yet, watch it, it's a good film to watch.

So what is Modafinil? This is, I think one of the closest things to NZT-48.

According to some sources, Modafinil is a wakefulness-promoting drug (eugeroic) that is approved by the United States' Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for the treatment of narcolepsy, shift work sleep disorder and excessive daytime sleepiness associated with obstructive sleep apnea.

You can also look that up elsewhere.

Suffice it to say that this drug is supposed to make you focus on whatever it is that you are working on, and in some cases is the closest thing to what the movie showed, minus all the special effects.

So you get to work harder, longer, more concentrated, and almost like in the movie "it works better if you're already smart" to begin with.

You can order it here:
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I got my new web hosting up.

I now have my new web hosting venture. It's http://www.turbocows.com/ There's nothing there so you have to contact me (by email or by phone) if you want to have an account. I think about 100 megabytes of web space with 1 gigabyte of bandwidth for 100 pesos per month is a good starting point. Let me know.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Jokes

Q. What's the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?

A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.


Q. What`s the difference among Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and Erap?

A. Cory can`t tell a lie
Gloria can`t tell the truth
Erap can`t tell the difference


REPORTER: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo??
Police: DNA na...
REPORTER: sir, ano po yung DNA ???
Police: "Di Namin Alam "

"Naglalakad ang mag-ama, nakakita ng eroplano
ANAK: Tay ! Krus! Ang laking krus!
TATAY(Binatukan ang anak): Nakita mo ng krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!"

bobo1: Pare, alam mo ba tawag sa paniki na mababa ang lipad?
bobo2: hindi eh! ano ba pare?
bobo1: Lowbat pare! Lowbat!




TEACHER: Anong similarity nina Jose Rizal, Andres Bonifacio, Ninoy Aquino at Apolinario Mabini?
STUDENT: Ma'am, pagkaka-alam ko po, silang lahat ay pinanganak ng holiday!



ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk...
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: "The Lens Cleaner"


PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko? Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...

Jun-Jun: Inay! Ako lang ang nakasagot sa tanong ng titser namin kanina!
Inay: Very good! Ano ba ang tanong ng titser ninyo?
Jun-Jun: "Sino ang walang assignment?"

Titser: Ano ang hugis ng mundo?
Juan: Kuwadrado po, maam!
Titser: Hindi! Ang mundo ay bilog.
Juan: Pero maam, sabi ng lolo ko, narating na niya ang APAT na sulok ng mundo. May sulok po ba ang bilog?


Eliseo: Sobra na talaga ang katangahan ng kumare mo. Ang akala niya, ang LAWSUIT ay uniporme ng pulis!
JoshuA: Sus! Tanga nga! Eh di ba, uniporme ng abugado yun?

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